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This is Hadda Sue Heine for KHIK

Where we put the cunt in Country... Where we put the hick in country...

We put the Class in country...

Someone's been foolin' with my script...

Anyway... Debbie Ray Hargrove and Ronnie Wade Tibedeau were married in the parking lot of her daddy's Honda and Mini-bike dealership. Debbie Ray will be completing the 8th grade at Audie Murphy Jr. high in May. Ronnie Wade works with his daddy on his shrimp boat. The couple will reside in the Winnebago motor coach that is parked between Ronnie's daddy's House and the 7-11.

Topsy Davenport and Mina Fay Stuckey were surprised when their sister Reena gave birth to a eighteen pound Boy last week. He was born with a full head of hair and already has a couple of teeth, or at least he did when she showed up with him late Saturday night on their front porch.

Recipes are flooding in for the Daughters of the King Auxiliary Annual Cookbook. Leona Tumlinson claims it should be the best ever. She hinted that the book, due out this week, was to include her momma's chopped wienie fiesta casserole, her own blueberry grunt, and her frosted prune fritters.

The church ladies wish to thank everyone for contributions to their fund to help little Lee Chang Do, their little foster missionary baby. She was fitted with her prosthetic ears yesterday and will start classes over at the regular school this week. Bless those ladies hearts.

The petition to stop that Adult movie cinema coming to route 5 was victorious and the evil emporium's plans were thwarted. Anybody seeking that kind of filth is gonna have to drive over to Hutto , if they can navigate that old two-lane road all drunk and lust crazed...more power to them.

Clarence Jr. Riley is doing fine after his brush with death out at the old Perry place. He was addin' a bathroom on the old home place. He was all by his self, twenty miles from the nearest phone when he slipped on the ladder and his drill went three inches into the side of his skull. Clarence didn't have any idea what to do. he finally realized he had to flip the drill into reverse and back it out and drive his pickup his self to the emergency room in Temple. The doctor said it was amazing that he didn't pass out.

The shoe drive is on over at the Methodist church. Deposit your old shoes next to the parsonage in the dumpster that the little runaway kids painted up. Reverend Beacham

requests no sneakers this year, nobody wants 'em.

Bonnie Sue Mafridge and her twins and Lindsay and Rindsey are back from New York City where they were on the Sally Jesse Raphael Show and got re-united with their biological Daddy. They seemed real surprised and took on and had a fit when he turned out to be their Grand-Momma's neighbor boy, Harley Fukes, but that had been common knowledge around her for the last 10 years.

Now remember, bake a pie, a cake or visit a shut-in today.

This is Hedda Lee Heine for KHIK hopin' God grants you the wisdom to change the things you can, and the ignorance not to care, if you can't.